STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
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