it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
I should be sponsored by Trojan
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
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Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
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I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
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