2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
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