Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
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