Where is the hickey?
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
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at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
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Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
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