Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
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"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
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Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
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