didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Me too!
even my farts smell like vagina
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Randomize
