It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
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i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
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If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
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