no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
stop calling my apartment porn island.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
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I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
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I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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