this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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