I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
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I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
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New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
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