you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
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I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
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Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
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