Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
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well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
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We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
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