You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
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A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
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apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
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