btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
he had hair everywhere except his balls
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
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I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
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