Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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