she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
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Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
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She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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