What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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