I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
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