i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
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Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
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Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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