I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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