My friend's 9-year-old son just informed me that for a cop station, you can't use a shotgun; you have to use a machine gun. Thank you, Grand Theft Auto, for single-handedly corrupting our youth.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
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i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
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By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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