She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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