Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
Randomize
