Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
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God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
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He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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