Do vagina's smell?
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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