There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
