forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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