if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
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Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
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I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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