He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
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