my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
Damn victory sex feels great
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