also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
Randomize