margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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