i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
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Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
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So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
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Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
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