I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize
