Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
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The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
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He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
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