Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
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There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
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like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
I have aggressive nipples.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
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