i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
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