I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
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she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
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My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
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