dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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