im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
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taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
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Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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