I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
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a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
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You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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