garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
I'm really into asian looking animals
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
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He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
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There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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