Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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