I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
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Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
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Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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