He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
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I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
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The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
i now understand why vodka
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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