But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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