I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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