Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
Randomize
