Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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