wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
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