ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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