Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Randomize
