some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I forgot to tell you. Your neighbor was walking his tiny dog and saw me crawl out of my jeep drunk vomiting and holding onto my bumper. He just said: morning! all friendly.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
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