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So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
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I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
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I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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