That's intense
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
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I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
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can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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