Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
These People Made Expensive Mistakes That They’ll Regret Forever
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
Things The Opposite Sex Just Doesn’t Understand
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.