you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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